12:58 AM EST
Remember when everybody thought Obama was in the Whoomp! There It Is music video?
7:46 PM EST
President Barack Obama wasn’t born in America or Kenya. He was born in Canada.
I think I may have just pooped a little.
1:27 PM EST
Obama refuses to build a Death Star, where do his loyalties really lie and why does he hate America?
I had way more fun writing that than I should have, LMAO.
10:03 PM EST
So President Obama nominated John Kerry to be the next Secretary of State.
Though he was only tapped after Susan Rice, the U.S. Ambassador to the UN withdrew her name from consideration because of the Republicans. Hillary Clinton is retiring because she never intended to serve more than one term as SoS.
Of course, this is just one position Obama has to fill. The Commerce Secretary post is still vacant, there’s talk of Timothy Geithner and Leon Panetta leaving as Secretaries of Treasury and Defense, respectively, and the CIA needs a new Director. Oh, then there’s the Supreme Allied Commander, Europe of NATO.
I think Obama should nominate Mitt Romney to head the Commerce Department, since it would probably please the GOP and it’s really not that important of a department, so there’s no real harm. There’s speculation that Jack Lew, Obama’s Chief of Staff might replace Geithner. There’s also talk about the next Secretary of Defense being a woman, Michèle Flournoy, who is the Undersecretary of Defense for Policy.
3:28 PM EST
I wonder who will play Barack and Michelle Obama in the inevitable biopic that will come out at some point after Obama leaves office (if not before)
And Idris Elba is excluded. :p
8:27 PM EST
I can, Romney and Ryan probably would have won.
Yeah, right. Biden would hit Romney with an Stone Cold Stunner out of nowhere and Obama would put him in the sharpshooter.
If Teddy Long had been in charge of the presidential election, he would have made it a tag team match: Barack Obama and Joe Biden vs. Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan
Honestly, I can’t think of one bad thing about that.
11:14 PM EST
Barack Obama, President for four more years. :D